Friday, April 03, 2009

Bitchfaced Dory

I. am. exhausted.

A million insect bites on my limbs. He has come back to haunt me.
Great.

So, this past week, I've been wondering why I find this certain person annoying. Maybe I'm in denial.

Friday, March 06, 2009

Didn't This Blog Die?

I have to reactivate this blog.

So!

Kate Winslet won Best Actress! YAY!!!! I was happy with most of the main awards this year. Unlike last year, where Cate Blanchett should've won Best Supporting Actress. She obviously didn't win because she recently won it for The Aviator. And yay! Sean Penn won Best Actor again! I was thinking they wouldn't give him another since he recently won for Mystic River.

The latest season of ANTM seriously sucks! Surprisingly, I'm not excited about ANTM anymore. I guess the novelty has died. Also, they have totally jumped the shark. Every fucking contestant has some sob story about them. Ohh I was burnt as a child! Ohh I have epilepsy!! Ohhh my baby daughter died in my arms!! Ohhhhh a dingo ate my baby!!!! Ohhhhhh the Nazis took my daughter!!!!!

Also, the lady who was a burnt victim had burn scars on her stomach and arms. It didn't look that bad, but what was bad was her body! She looked untoned as hell! And then she kept on crying about how the fashion industry thinks that her scars are ugly and she just wants to show her scars for the world to see. Lady, can't you see that the fashion industry will not tolerate those scars. Like, just go on a Dove commercial already!

Arrested Development is funny as hell! Watching the last few episodes was like, watching a phoenix die. They obviously knew that they were going to be cancelled, so they had this episode that kind of made of of how they can save the company and it was like, "How do you save this show?" And they made the last few seconds of the episode "Live"! HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!! OMG!!!

And the last episode was such a tease!

I now know the reason why Arrested Development was not popular. It's like a comedy version of Lost. You have to watch the first episode to go through the whole series.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Slap A Bitch

Hello. Friday's my first exam paper. Yay! And next Wednesday will be the day I can finally sleep. Yay!

2 out of 3 of my papers are in the Sports Hall! My first time. I heard it's a bitch because it's hot and there's like, hundreds people there, so you have to leave before the end because they take about half an hour to collate. Crap!

Disclaimer: I do not intend my post to be racist. It's not that I hate this race (trust me on this one), but I just hate these two random girls, who just so happened to be in that particular race. Ok, this disclaimer sounds really offensive. Sorry!

So anyway, I was a bitch last Friday. With good reason. So on that day, there was a mega important test, and me and my friends went to Design to eat. There was not many people, only 2 girls, so we were busy choosing our tables because some of them were dirty and I wanted to take out my notes to study because I had already eaten. La dee dah. Harmless, right?

So after we all sat down and stuff, my friend told me that when we were choosing the tables, the two girls had commented in Chinese, "They think they're from the Ministry of Health." I mean, like, WTF right? Immediately I was pissed and I suddenly said loudly enough so they can hear me, "So what if we want clean tables? Think what? We want dirty izzit?" And I rambled on for a minute. Seriously, those 2 girls looked like those Cheena types who obsess over Tiawanese boybands and have posters of them on the walls and deludedly save their vaginas for them.

Trust me, it wasn't over. So after my ramble, I had to do some stuffs. So I went off, walking past them. I ignored them because I have class. So when I was walking back and was walking past them, one of them suddenly said something in Chinese. So I quickly went back to my table and asked my Chinese friend what it meant, but she didn't understand me. It was OBVIOUSLY towards me because that girl suddenly said the phrase loudly.

Bitch, if you wanna curse at me, say it in English so I can understand you. Did you hear me speak in Malay when I was talking about us wanting clean tables? Fuck no!

Ahhh! It's finally out of my system.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

No Doubt

Watched Doubt. Yay! Less than a month before exams. Congrats, me! Anyway, all the leading actors were nominated for the Oscars. Streep for Best Actress, Philip Seymour Hoffman for Supporting Actor, Amy Adams and Viola Davis for Supporting Actress.

Ok the only problem I had was Viola Davis. She only appeared for 10 minutes in one scene when she confronted Streep. To be honest, I thought her acting was mediocre. Like, you could actually see that she was looking at something else! Seriously, just because you have snot coming out of your nose and a large teardrop stuck on your cheek, it doesn't mean that you're a great actor.

But holy crap! After watching the movie, I just realized that Meryl Streep is such a fucking good actress! I mean, I already knew that, but the movie is proof. Especially at the ending, it's like "WOAH!" This year's nominees for Best Actress seems really good! Angelina Jolie was good, Meryl Streep was good. So if Kate Winslet is supposedly bagged to win it, that means that she must've been AMAZING!!!

But The Reader is R21, I think.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Jonas Brothers Fucking Suck!



These asscraps are nominated for Best New Artist! Can you believe it? It's practically a tanda hari kiamat.

And I have to say.... they look sooooooo gaayyyy!!! And incestuous!

Ok, but my main point is: They are talentless! I watched them when I was watching Jimmy Kimmel and they look like those performers at a school concert. Previously, I was kinda OK with them being nominated over fucking Miley Cyrus, but then I realized... What about those up and coming new artists that weren't nominated?

Nominated:
Adele
Duffy
Lady Antebellum
Jazmine Sullivan
The Fucking Jonas Brothers

Apparently Lady Antebellum is a country group. The rest are OK, except for the Fucking Jonas Brothers. I'm honestly hoping Jazmine Sullivan wins it!

So let's count how many artists deserve to be nominated over the Fucking Jonas Brothers:

1. Lady GaGa
2. Leona Lewis
3. Jordin Sparks
4. Sarah Bareilles
5. Katy Perry
6. Estelle
7. M.I.A.
8. Keri Hilson
9. Solange Knowles

and last but not least...

10. The Ting Tings!!!!!!

If they win, the Grammys will lose all of its credibility.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Annyong!

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IS FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!

I have to say, what I really love about Arrested Development is that you can tell the writers took a lot of time and effort to write an episode an make a plotline.

Anyway, totally fucked up my Mobio test lah! The questions were so specific. I had to resort to... maybe... doing some unethical stuff. If it's her fault, I am so gonna slap that bitch of a cunt! I'm really starting to hate Mobio. Everything except for the Notes On A Scandal part.

I really honestly hope you don't grow up to be a slut like your grandma and your aunt.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!! But this is serious.

Ok blah!

Watched Changeling. It's sooooo gooood!!!!! I wanna watch it again! OMG I didn't know Angelina Jolie was such a great actress! I thought she was kinda meh in Girl, Interrupted. Thank God she wasn't nominated for Best Actress for A Mighty Heart, because she sucked in it. But holy crap! The part where she was in the prison at the end of the movie was soooo good! If I had a penny for everytime Angelina Jolie said, "That's not my son" or "I want my son back!", I'd be a millionaire. And I cannot believe critics slammed the movie because it was supposedly too long. WTF it was long because they practically had two stories that were interlinked! Go slam High School Musical or Twilight.

20 February. Crap.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Office Is Not Funny Anymore

Watched last week's episode of The Office. Not funny! Seriously, the main plotline involved them debating whether Hillary Swank was hot or not. And that wasn't even funny.

On the other hand, I've been watching Arrested Development before I go to school. SOOOOO FUNNY!!!! I mean, it's as funny as 30 Rock. It's a shame it got canceled. Let's hope 30 Rock doesn't meet the same fate as Arrested Development.

I've fucked up the interviews. BLEH!!!